![Keeping a man happy is simple ladies. Just make sure their stomach is full, and their testicles empty. | Flirting Ecard Keeping a man happy is simple ladies. Just make sure their stomach is full, and their testicles empty. | Flirting Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMy1lNTg5NmViYTVjYWI4YjYw.png)
Keeping a man happy is simple ladies. Just make sure their stomach is full, and their testicles empty. | Flirting Ecard
![This may be true love, provided you remember to keep my stomach full and my balls empty. | Flirting Ecard This may be true love, provided you remember to keep my stomach full and my balls empty. | Flirting Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/95c4f25fb8d34b70dcd77f857275206df6.png)
This may be true love, provided you remember to keep my stomach full and my balls empty. | Flirting Ecard
![If the two rules to a happy husband are to keep his belly full and balls empty, no wonder my Monday started off with a cold shower and takeout. | Sympathy Ecard If the two rules to a happy husband are to keep his belly full and balls empty, no wonder my Monday started off with a cold shower and takeout. | Sympathy Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/if-the-two-rules-to-a-happy-husband-are-to-keep-his-belly-full-and-balls-empty-no-wonder-my-monday-started-off-with-a-cold-shower-and-takeout-9b9a3.png)
If the two rules to a happy husband are to keep his belly full and balls empty, no wonder my Monday started off with a cold shower and takeout. | Sympathy Ecard
![As the woman your job is to keep his belly full, balls empty, and the house and laundry clean. If you can not do that you shouldn't be with a man. As the woman your job is to keep his belly full, balls empty, and the house and laundry clean. If you can not do that you shouldn't be with a man.](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMy1hMDkwZjY3Yjk4ZTdlZjQw.png)
As the woman your job is to keep his belly full, balls empty, and the house and laundry clean. If you can not do that you shouldn't be with a man.
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